So come back, I am waiting

I undressed and jumped into the already stemaing shower. I felt the warm water rush over my body racing to find the quickest path off of me. While this happened, i lit my joint. I took a deep drag and let it fill my lungs with a bittersweet smoke. i held the smoke in as long as possible, getting every bit as high as i could. i kept my back to the shower head being carefull not to let my sweet escape go out. i took anohter very deep drag, but this time it was a bit much, i started to cough violently. As i coughed i accidentally dropped the joint, and it started to float down towards the drain. 

"Shit!" i yelled out as i turned around and bent over to pick it up before it was gone. I picked it up, and before i stood up, as i safety measure i put in the drain plug so if i dropped it again, it would only be wet, and not dissapear. I stood back up rather quickly, and i felt my head smash into the shower shelf. My shampoo, conditioner and a abr of soap went crashing to the ground. Itook a step back still clutching my aching head, when my foot stepped on the abr of soap, a second later, i went crashing down and the bar went flying forward. I fell awkwardly to the side and hit my head against the side of the tub, and then slid in.

i kept coming in and out of consiousness. everytime i noticed the water level was rising. then i noticed it was spilling into my mouth, but i couldnt seem to turn my head, let alone move. all too soon it had started to reach my nose. at this point i was screaming inside of my head. No one was home, so no one could come investigate the large crash's. i then took my last breath of air, before my nose let in the watery death. i was choking and sputtering, but to no avail, for every outward breath of air, i ineveitably had to take in a deep breath. i felt the water invading my lungs.

i was about to black out again, probably for the last time, but i noticed something. Some bright light, and then the sensation of someones hand on my face. the last thing i thoguht before i blacked out was "They better not blame this on the drugs."

I awoke on the floor of the bathroom, and as i awoke, i coughed out a good amount of water.  I tried moving my fingers a little, and when i found they responded i decided to get up ever so slowly, for every movement i made threatened to make my skull explode. i sat up against the wall thinking, remembering what had just happened. i then noticed the shower to be off, and i listened as the bathtub drained.

"what in the hell?" i whispered out loud.

i did the only thing that seemed rational.

i picked up the wet joint on the floor, plugged in my hairdryer and dried it out. as i sat there i lit it up. i remembered a white light, and a hand touching my face. I came to the only logicical conclusion underneath the circumstances. I had been saved by an angel.

After my joint was done, i got dressed and headed downstairs. since i was home alone, i had no one to tell this story too.  i went on my computer and logged onto MSN, after looking at my contacts, i decided if anyone would beleive me, it would be my girlfriend. i told her the story, and she immediatly asked me if i was high.

"Well yea i am, but what does that have to do with anything?"

"Well maybe you imgained the whole thing." she typed

"I imagined i was drowning?" i replied

"Well yu never know, you have a great imagination."

"Fine, ill prove it to you."

"How?"

"Im gonna get video proof."

"Please dont do anything dumb."

"No promises."

and i logged off.

I went upstairs to recreate my almost death. I turned on the shower as i rolled a joint and set up my video camera. i waited until it got nice and steamy until i jumped in. I smoked a good half of my joint before purposefully dropping it. i turned around slowly, and grabbed the joint, then stood up super quickly, and i felt the corner of the shelf dig into my head. i then took a very carefully planned step backwards onto the bar of soap. instead of falling to the side again, i scrambled backwards, and hit my head on the wall, directly where the shelf had punctured my head. i slid down into the bathtub, slowly, but soon i was on my back. i couldnt move yet again, but i felt my head throbing, i wouldnt doubt if it was bleeding pretty badly. i lay there as the water slowly filled the bathtub. it finally reached me mouth, and i thought to myself, wow, this is gonna be the best thing ive ever caught on tape. but as my mouth was submerged, i wasent getting any celestial help. then the water was creeping into my nose, trickled of water started to enter my lungs, then streams started to flow in. i lay there wondering when my help would come. when my nose was submerged, i started to realize. i had been givn my second chance, no one was gonna help me now.

the last thing i thought before i died was

"They better not fucking blame this on the drugs."