Ohio is for killers

Facebook, adding random people and making a modern crank call with some friends.
it cant be much better than this i thought to myself.
Me and my friend bill added this girl neither of us knows, and talked ot her on facebook chat. we fucked her around pretty hard, it was easy because she seemed mildly retarded. she was from ohio, a good 2 days drive from me i had no worry id ever see her. we were hitting on her, then rejecting her, then flirting, then swearing and verbally abusing her. it might be mean, but god she was dumb.

me: so you think im sexc?
kaylie:oh yea a real sex machine
bill: you like robots?
kaylie: there cool i guess
bill:you fucking robo slut.
kaylie: what?
me: we mean...we like your hair
kaylie: OH THANKS! it took me all day too do.
me: we cant fucking see your hair
kaylie: oh maybe you saw me earlier?
bill: LOLOL yea thats fucking likely.
kaylie: i dont like you guys
me: i thought you loved us long time?
kaylie: i think your cute, but your also mean.
bill: maybe you should teach me some manners?
kaylie: maybe with a fucking knife.
bill: LOL WTF
me: psycho bitch
kaylie: ill be over soon :)
*kaylie is offline*

Me and bill laughed to each other talking about how dumb she was, saying shed be over soon.
"does she know where you live?" bill asked me
"Well its on my facebook profile." i replied
Bill laughed :she lives in fucking ohio, the way she was talking about she was saying it like a city."
we stopped laughly shortly, and went to google and searched in ohio ontario.
a result came up...a small little township, about ten minutes from my town.

"how long has it been since she got offline?" i asked bill
"about like...20 minutes i think." bill answered me

headlights shone in from the driveway and moments later, the front door opened.
"Hello boys, im here for our date." said the voice that could only have been Kaylies.

i looked bill in the eye and said "This was a TERRIBLE idea!"