Saturday, December 12, 2009

Goofy Words

its 4 am, the coffees on.
the feelings have withdrawn.
im not upset, im not bemused.
the only thing thats different is my bodies abused.

i take the beatings im handed out.
another chance to redoubt
everything thats happened so far
my patience is sub par

the moon light glows
just like the sink overflows.
the windows open and the hose connected
to everyone but me this is unexpected.

Monoxide lullabies sing my brain to sleep
as they overcome and begin to seep.
im passive and willing
to let something else do the killing.

Plaster that goofy smile on now
and start to disavowe
anything anyone has ever said
just remember theyll wind up dead.

Ohio is for killers

Facebook, adding random people and making a modern crank call with some friends.
it cant be much better than this i thought to myself.
Me and my friend bill added this girl neither of us knows, and talked ot her on facebook chat. we fucked her around pretty hard, it was easy because she seemed mildly retarded. she was from ohio, a good 2 days drive from me i had no worry id ever see her. we were hitting on her, then rejecting her, then flirting, then swearing and verbally abusing her. it might be mean, but god she was dumb.

me: so you think im sexc?
kaylie:oh yea a real sex machine
bill: you like robots?
kaylie: there cool i guess
bill:you fucking robo slut.
kaylie: what?
me: we mean...we like your hair
kaylie: OH THANKS! it took me all day too do.
me: we cant fucking see your hair
kaylie: oh maybe you saw me earlier?
bill: LOLOL yea thats fucking likely.
kaylie: i dont like you guys
me: i thought you loved us long time?
kaylie: i think your cute, but your also mean.
bill: maybe you should teach me some manners?
kaylie: maybe with a fucking knife.
bill: LOL WTF
me: psycho bitch
kaylie: ill be over soon :)
*kaylie is offline*

Me and bill laughed to each other talking about how dumb she was, saying shed be over soon.
"does she know where you live?" bill asked me
"Well its on my facebook profile." i replied
Bill laughed :she lives in fucking ohio, the way she was talking about she was saying it like a city."
we stopped laughly shortly, and went to google and searched in ohio ontario.
a result came up...a small little township, about ten minutes from my town.

"how long has it been since she got offline?" i asked bill
"about like...20 minutes i think." bill answered me

headlights shone in from the driveway and moments later, the front door opened.
"Hello boys, im here for our date." said the voice that could only have been Kaylies.

i looked bill in the eye and said "This was a TERRIBLE idea!"

This was a terrible idea. Part 1. The introduction

The year us 2045, and just like all the old movies predicted, prisons are dangerously overcrowded. so the government has come up with a cruel but entertaining way to empty these prisons.Inmates who participate in this game are given special powers, but there not told what they are, or how to control them, subsequentyl some inmates are killed within seconds of the game, some within hours. If an inmate wins three matches in a row, they are set free. these games consist of 20 inmates, each with unique special abilities. once an inmate is killed by another, the killer will then aquire the deceased powers, potentially unaware of what they are or how to control them.

Now, Lets meet our contestants tommy!

School House Blues

Mike loved his job. he was a kindergarden teacher, he enjoyed forming and moulding the minds of the young, setting them on the right path to becoming a functioning member of society. make was in charge of a class of deltas, who required a bit of an unconventional education.

"Okay guys, thats enough work! its time for a crack break!| mike yelled out to the kids in the room.
they all cheered and gathered infront of him and waited for him to pass out the crack pipes. a chorus of "me first's" rang out. mike struck the loudest one in the face with his fist, sending the chilkd sprawling and crying.
"You;re crying? back of the line!" he scremed at the kid.

Mike proceded to hand out the pipes, crack rocks, and lighters to the children. Mike began to look at his watch to see if a record would be set today.
crash
nope not today.
mike apprached the child who had dropped his pipe, "Please sir, may i please have another pipe? the child pleaded.
"What, so you can break that one too?" and kicked the childs behind sending him sliding across the ground. "looks like someone needs a timeout." the child tried to protest but mike proceeded to place the child in a 2  foot cubed block in the ground and closed the latch. the childs cries instantly dissapeared.

Crack time otherwise went along quite sufficiantly. one other child had burnt himself, and mike taught him that if he were to burn his hand, he would be useless and out of work not being able to afford food. mike demonstarted this by not allowing the child to eat any lunch or snacks.the end of the day was drawing near and he could not find a single specimen to teach a lesson with. mike smiled to himself, he liked the days he didnt have to kill any children.