Oh comely

i sat in the pews facing the confessional booth. i sat there for an hour before the priest walked in.

By the time the priest closed the door and sat down i opened the door beside him and entered.

"how long since your last confession?" he asked

"I am not here to confess."

"Then why are you here?"

"I came to ask you a question father."

"Go ahead my son."

"How long since your last confession?"

the priest paused before answering

"Just yesterday, why?"

"Have you sinned since?"

"No i have not."

i pulled out my gun and shot once

"I hope you were telling the truth."