Saturday, June 20, 2009

Enough is Enough

NOTE: this story is dedicated to katerina power, my biggest fan.

"those people in the movies are retarded!" jeff told the people around him for the fourth time.
jeff took a drag from his joint before continuing.
"They do everything wrong!"
jeff stopped for a momemt.
"Wait a minute!" he exclaimed "You're not strangers!"

"No dug jeff we've been talking to you all night." cindy told him
"Well soooooorry cindyyyyyy." said jeff "Anyway what was i talking about?"
"How you would have done things differently if you were in a horror movie." jordan told him

"Oh, yes well...you see, i keep a knife on me at all times, just incase of attack! upstairs in my room though...is my equipment. if some guy tried to fuck my party up, hed be one sorry son of a bitch. i've got some rope, a gun, baseball bat, and a few trinkets."

"Jeff you are fucked in the ehad big time!" cindy laughed
"OH you'll see, dont even worry about it if im around!"

just then the 3 of them heard a scream from outside
"That sounds alot like alexa..." jordan said ominously
"what the fuck!" screamed cindy
"Alexa and mike went to the forest, im sure there just being goofs." jordan told her
"I'll check it out just incase" jeff said as he headed upstairs.

Jeff came back down and handed jordan a gun.
"Just in case." he said
Jordan just nodded.
Jeff ran outside towards the sound of the scream, when he though he was near he started to approach slowly. Jeff saw exactly what he thought he would.

Alexa and mike were dead, there bodies hanging from the trees. Just then jeff heard gunshots and screams from the house. then it was all quite. jeff knew his friends had jsut been murdered. so he decided to get to work.

jeff ran halfway back to his house and stopped between two trees and set up a trip wire with his razor wire that he kept in his bag. after he was done setting it up, he yelled out.
"OH NO! everyone is dead, what will i ever do!?!?!"
he quickly hid behind some nearby trees.

jeff soon heard the brush rustling as someone raced towards his voice.
they stranger let out a huff of air as he trippe don the razor wire cutting his shins deeply.
the starnger started to scream in pain, when jeff came out form behind a tree and brought the bat up over his head, bringing it down on the strangers face, knocking him out.

when the starnger woke up, he was bandaged, and tied to a tree.
"What the fu-" he tried to say before jeff punched him in the stomach
"SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH!" screamed jeff as he hit him again.
"who the fuck do you think you are? coming to my party and killing my friends? im gonna teach you a science lesson, do you know how many bones are in your body?"
"Why are yo-" the stranger was interupted agian
"ANSWER THE QUESTION!" jeff said as he struck him in the face.
"NO i dont!" yelled the stranger
"Well let us find out" jeff said
"How?" asked the stranger
"Im going to break every bone in your body!"
jeff swung the bat at the strangers feet over and over, cracking every bone in his feet.
"I hope your keeping track because im not." jeff told him
jeff swung the bat at the strangers feet again, breaking more and more bones.
"Ok i think i got them all, lets move on to the legs now!" jeff told him very enthusiastically.
the stranger screamed out in pain as jeff broke his shins, the man passed out from the pain

"Ill just wait until you wake up before i continue."
jeff told the unconciouse stranger while smiling.

1 comment:

k. said...

hahah yes! continue thissss